BLAH

Here's things I think you should know about, plus a few other things that maybe you shouldn't..

VISOR KIDS PRODUCTION HITS 10 MILLION

visor kidz

After 4 years of producing milk carton designs for Tetra Pak, production tops 25 million...well every time I ring for an update they always tell me that quite a few have been done and they don't have an exact figure but it's more than 10.
I've also started building them a website where you can see all the characters and even touch a cow's belly, so go check it out...

SIZZLER DEBUTS AT THE LEGION

sizzler at the legion

Sizzler finally gets the guts to do his first stand up routine live at the legion...it wasn't much of a risk as most of the audience are over 110 and stone deaf.
As soon as I've mastered flash a bit more you'll see it in all its glory and hear sizzler talk about winged demons and beans. Be the first to check it out here at blacksoup.
Coming soon...

NASTY PASTY CARD RANGE TO BE RELEASED

nasty pasty card range

Fed up of all those nice birthday cards? Can't find that card that says what you really feel? Then let these cute kids with fat faces, big mouths and a nasty sense of humour say happy birthday to someone you hate..sorry love...yeouch!!... as soon as I get a chance I'll put some samples up on the website...
Coming soon...

DOG ESCAPES AND WIFE STANDS IN POO..

dangerous dog on the loose

The headline says it all... I neglected to close the front door properly and the dog, not normally so alert, managed to find out and then spent most of the evening annoying neighbours and local cats. For her pains the wife also managed to stand in some poo before the cheeky mutt was apprehended.

mad thing